Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids Read online

  Q: What do polar bears eat for lunch?

  A: Iceberg-ers.

  Q: How can you tell if a moose has been in your freezer?

  A: By the moose tracks.

  Q: What did one cat say to the other cat?

  A: “Can you hear me meow?”

  Knock, knock!

  Who’s there?

  Lion.

  Lion who?

  Quit lion around and answer the door already!

  Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I think I’m a moth.

  Doctor: I don’t think you should be seeing me. I think you need a psychiatrist!

  Patient: I know, but I was on my way there and I saw you had your light on.

  Patient: Doctor, I think I’m a chicken.

  Doctor: How long have you been feeling this way?

  Patient: Ever since I was a little egg.

  Other Books by Rob Elliott

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  Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

  88 Great Daddy-Daughter Dates (as Rob Teigen, with Joanna Teigen)

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